You want something new, you can have it, but watch your mouth

Don't tell your parents we're having sex instead of economics

The new girl hasn't yet learned how to massage, so she just fucks clients

Fuck me all you want, but don't slap my ass so hard

It's convenient when a girl is wearing only pantyhose - tear them off and I'm already going in

Santa sent a cute little elfie instead of a present — even better!